Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Around the world...

Just added the ViNcE as an author to this blog. Let's (or as german teenagers always tag on bus seats: "letz") see what the algerian belgian has to say. On question occurs: are we going to open the blog to anyone we know or do we restrain it to a few VERY happy ones in order to be able to gossip about the not invited - and less happy - ones?
All right then (HA! We're not going to invite this one anyway HAHAHA), a few more hours to go and I'm off here leaving another dreadful boring day behind and heading to another exciting evening finally doing household stuff I should have done days ago *gah*

I had plenty of time today to read and re-read what's happens in the world, so here is what I've learned: Paris Hilton (yes, you want to be read? Talk about the bitch!) earned more in 2006 than the artist formerly known as J.Lo. Stunning. Britney Spears is perhaps but most probably not (sources aren't very clear about that one), pregnant and if she is, she doesn't know who the father might be. Can someone teach the girl how to have fun without having your genital parts on the front cover of gossip magazines or being pregnant afterwards? A french functionary lives with an "unusual small" brain (what exactly is "unusual small" when talking abour functionaries, and french ones in particular?) and no one noticed. Amy Winehouse is toping Pete Doherty in drug consumption and Vic Becks in her quest for a size smaller that zero, the rest of the UK ist still under water. Some polish pilgrims are still dead on some french route nationale because some breaks failed. If they have had a french driver I can propose a different theory: as I just learned from my boss (who's a notoric under-performer) after having had some drinks one has just to get some candies la croix bleue that instantly diminuish the level of alcohol in your blood, so he says.
President ZarCosy has rescued the bulgarian nurses from Gaddhafi. Alone. Like 007. Impressing! Not to mention Tom Cruise (the link between the two? Think of it, they're both round about 1.68m) who still plays 1.85m tall Stauffenberg. I already see the happy end: Stauffenberg's widdow, her sons at hand (of course sons, what did you think?), approaching a man who turns out to be the only fellow who survived (for dramatical reasons, not for cowardness) and who promisses, tears in his eyes, to take care of his hero-buddy's sons (and the mother, a Heidi Klum look alike), the whole scene highlighted by Celine Dion's latest artwork. And they live happily everafter - in americas heartland. Great!
The last comment is a special for our belgian friend:
The belgian prime minister-to-be sang the Marseillaise instead of the Brabançonne (learned this one) last saturday. Funny, really. Add to that an article he wrote in a french newspaper stating that his "french speaking fellow citizens apparently did not have the intellectual capacities to learn netherlands". This is politicas as we love it!
Vinnie, what about your néerlandais? ;-)

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